Happy Monday... For you maybe! I've been peed on, puked on, shit on, annnnd I had to go to work!
This morning seemed great - got my ever revolving not enough sleep, but was feeling good this morning! Bottles were pre-prepared, all of their laundry was done, things were put up from the weekend, it was a good morning! Cole got up before Callie, which is pretty normal, however he had peed so much throughout the night that it had soaked through his onesie all over the front of him... That'll make you never want to pick up a baby into a hugging position without immediately checking to see if they smell like pee! Got him diapered, cleaned and changed... changed my shirt and off to feed my little man. He ate like a champ, as he always does, loved on me, and we giggled and played for a bit while Callie was still asleep.
As I started to hear her getting restless and close to waking up, he found my chin to gnaw on... and just like that, he's gagged himself on my chin (not sure how) and gave me the little squishy faced, "I think I might yack" look. Oh no, not just a little spit up, he proceeded to projectile vomit all 7.5 ounces of a bottle back on me, from my chin to my knees - missing himself entirely! Ahhhhhhhh - I HATE PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I waddled, shirt rolled up, leaning back to keep it from rolling down me, with him to the bathroom, laid him on the floor and got right in the shower - clothes and all. Got out, picked him up and rinsed his face over the sink, to which he was sticking out his tongue as if to say "rinse it out mom"... Being as overzealous as I was, he then needed a new outfit.
Poor Miss Callie, she's SO patient!!! Once he was changed and settled back down, I put him in his bouncy seat and tended to her. Diapered, dressed and fed, all in 25 minutes, and in the exersaucer for a little play before her morning nap. She's so stinkin' cute!! Really, really cute... especially when the other has put you through your paces!!
Sat for a minute to drink a little coffee and Cole decided he wasn't happy, or was bored, or something... Turns out, he was uncomfortable because he had shit up to his shoulder blades! Really kid?!!??!!! How in the world??!!! This is where I am NOT good at this motherhood thing... I gagged the whole way back to their room to change him... Physically gagging!!
I had to MacGuyver his outfit off of him to keep from poop getting into his hair and ears, and all over the top of his head, which he found super fun! He was just a squirming and tossing and turning to look at everything around us, as if there wasn't poop all over his back - Goodbye changing pad cover, Hello bleach!
Head back out to the living room with my clean kid... Did I mention how cute Callie is?? She was just hanging out in the exersaucer, happy as ever! I know she's going to have her day, and Cole is going to be the cutest ever, but today is her day!!
Prepared bottles as quickly as possible, and got them to daycare as quickly as possible! No more pee, puke, and poop for me for a couple hours... I don't think I could manage anymore this morning... This whole being a mom of twins thing definitely has its perks - like 2 smiles!! BUT, the 3 P's (pee, puke, and poop) SUCK, and ALL on me in the same morning SUCKS even worse... I NEED A DRINK!!
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